Ok....here's the deal. I'm driving home from my mammogram this morning when I hear this little "humorous" blurb on Jack FM in between songs.......
"In honor of breast cancer awareness month, we're always here to lend a helping hand."
Really? No. Really? Did I just hear that. This is the second "funny" blurb I've heard from them using sexual humor in reference to breast cancer awareness month.
Ha ha ha ha.....oh, I get it. You will offer to feel womens breasts for free.....ha ha ha ha.....oh my gosh...that's so hilarious....getting a cheap feel...breast cancer awareness.....so funny....hysterical really. Man oh man where was this humor when I was going through chemo.......
Well, how about this Jack FM....How about in honor of "YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON" month, I kick you in the balls really hard. Really, really hard. And, don't ask me to "lend a helping hand" to pick you up off the ground. Because, I won't.
Ok. I feel much better now getting that off of my one breasted chest. Sexualizing anything to do with breast cancer in the name of laughs makes me even more crazy than the pink flask and the pink plastic feather pens. And, that's saying a lot. Because those stupid feather pens drive me right over the edge.
And, don't get me wrong. I'm no shrinking violet when it comes to humor. I love dark humor. But I would love to know if the person who coined that phrase and the genius who ok'd the sexual innuendo blurb would like to lend a helping hand to someone who has just been told by her doctor that she has Stage III breast cancer.....or, maybe when she has to drain all the fluids out of her drainage tubes after her breast has been removed....or, maybe when she is going through chemo and can't take her kids to school because she is so sick.
So, Jack FM......Do you want to lend a helping hand then? Or, do you want to just allude to touching boobs?