Guest Tutorial by resident 7 year old.......

Step 1:  Wait until your mother is completely distracted on a phone call with best friend discussing how stupid new show "The River" is before asking if you can use the heart punch.

Step 2:  Ask if you can use some paper. When she nods yes and waves you away because she is totally engrossed in ridiculous story lines and underdeveloped characters, grab some of her favorite vintage wallpaper.

Step 3:  When she finally wanders back over to the kitchen droning on about "who in the world jumps in the Amazon river with stitches in her leg"  and finally spots what you are doing, completely ignore her, as well as her look of shock and disbelief over vintage wallpaper scattered about the kitchen floor. Keep punching hearts when she abruptly switches gears from idiotic tv shows to  blathering on about "vintage.....my good paper....and the taking down of mankind....."

Step 4:  Not understanding, nor frankly caring about the significance of vintage wallpaper, ask her to help you staple the hearts together.......

 

Step 5:  Draw a picture of Mommy's face upon entering kitchen.

Now you have your very own vintage wallper funny face heart book!  Kits will be available soon.....

 

Comments

[Debra]

So funny! Now get off the phone!

[Kris]

I saw the pic of the wallpaper and thought "uh-oh, somebody is in touble". Too funny!

[Elaine Allen]

Aw Geez! That had to hurt! But you have to admit that he has great taste - LOL! I mean why else would he decide to use the vintage wallpaper. I'm sorry Karin, I just can't stop laughing!

Elaine Allen

[holly abston]

Noooooooooo!

[sonia audelo]

Sorry Karin...I had to laugh :)

[nicole austin]

i'm laughing but equally horrified...i can see this in my future as my littlest one is starting to get curious about my art supplies (and notices that when we do a project "together", she gets different paper and supplies than mommy!)

[m i c h e l l e]

So tragic and yet, so cute. :-)

[Jeanne]

Uh-oh!
So
jeanne

[Valerie Hebert]

Oh, Karin, you crack me UP! So typical... they always go for the special paper and not the cheap stuff. Well, at least it's a flip book you will treasure!!
x, Val

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