I know that everyone just assumed it was lonely old me toiling behind a gluestick and a paintbrush creating all sorts of glittered gift tags and collages. But the truth of the matter was, I was getting burnt out on the demanding work...... I needed to bring in help. So, I did what I usually do in busier times......I called the temp agency and brought in some extra hands. Why I keep calling this place, I have no idea as they continue to send the same guy over and over again. But, since I was short on time and didn't have the energy to interview around, I kept him onboard. Big mistake.
Unfortunately his design style leans towards highlighter pens and lots of scribble scrabble. He takes way too many juicebox and Goldfish breaks. He has Thomas the Train on constantly while "working." He takes no appreciation in vintage wallpaper or color theory, nor does he acknowledge the virtues of glitter and chipboard.
Plus, he's constantly lying down on the job.......
In a word....he's useless. I find myself doing the same amount of work AND having to serve him a sippy cup of milk and a cookies at the same time. It's ridiculous. Unfortunately, I have no other choice than to keep him on for the upcoming One Year Blogversary Party Giveaway I'm planning. I'm going to need all the help I can get to get this thing off the ground. It will involve cake....balloons....giveaways....all sorts of fun.
I just hope I can survive until then!