I feel I would be remiss if I kept these "secrets" from all of you knowing that bikini season is a mere 3 months away from us......
(I'm getting a dog)
Apparently, the very selfless and charitable folks over at People Magazine managed to pry "Tips from the Stars" on how to achieve a "Hot Body" just like the stars themselves. Not a measly 4 or 5 tips. Not 20. Not even 84....But a whooping 100 tips! Yes..I know...I'm in complete disbelief too! How in the world they managed to pry these top secrets away from their skinny cold hands will remain a mystery until the day I die.
(Note to self: Buy less clothing and more flowy summer dresses........)
Here I was all ready to to hunker down and exercise my butt off, cut calories and throw out all my Haagen Daaz when all I really need to do is buy a bikini so "it's not constricting the bad areas." Why didn't I think of that?! Will there never be an end to the brilliance that flows from Hollywood? I think not.
(Lining up my shot glasses....and start to rely on some "quiet confidence")
You know, for all these years I just assumed that the stars worked really hard at maintaining their physique since it was kinda in their job description to do so. With that I figured there were personal trainers....specialty low cal food....and all sorts of amenities that just aren't options for us common folk.......
(Items on tomorrow's shopping list: Hot dogs, Life cereal and pink lady apples....)
But come to find out it's just a matter of eating the occasional hot dog....
(Note to self: Move to Bermuda immediately and pack lots of high waisted really tight skirts....)
and having your belt positioned appropriately...... Who knew it was this easy!
After following the 100 tips, I plan to look like this in June)
So, everyone, grab your bikini, towel and bowl of cereal and meet me back here on Friday because I've been working on a bunch of crafty stuff!!! I'm off to eat a hot dog.........
