This is what I was doing last night while watching Lost. I can't get enough of this ribbon......
In other non-crafting news, look what arrived on my doorstep........
Last week, my friend Jeff who, as you may or may not remember, works for Judge Judy, called me to see if I would be interested in working part time as a researcher in San Diego for the shows, including the new Nancy Grace one they're producing. Huh! Wha! Are you kidding me?!? Of course I would.
Seriously, I was born to do this. I immediately saw myself walking up the courthouse steps wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat and sunglasses ferreting out the perfect, most obnoxious cases. Broken leases involving unwed parents who can't afford rent yet have the time to argue over 60 inch flat screen tv.....Check! Friends suing former friends for unpaid cell phone bill, slander, lost wages and an xbox ...Double Check! Former friends counter suing friends for false restraining order and emotional distress..... Double Double check!! Girlfriend suing boyfriend of two months for countless loans to pay past due child support, bail, court fees and reinstatement of licence due to 3rd DUI...Triple check! Boyfriend counter sues saying it was all one big gift!! Quadruple Check!
Me: So when do I need to meet with Judge Judy to work out all the details?
Jeff: Never. Tina will call you and give you all the information.
Me: Ok.....then when do I need to report to Judy and Byrd on set?
Jeff: (clearly losing patience with me and wishing he spent his lunch hour playing solitaire instead of calling) You don't. You stay in San Diego.
Me: So....what you're saying is..... Judy doesn't need me for anything? Like input on rulings or cases? Pick up her dry cleaning....
Jeff: I'm going to hang up on you......
Me: Ok, ok! I'm in! See you next week!
I'm excited because the boys and I are spending next week up at Jeff and Gail's. I'm going to tag along with him to work (even though Judy isn't filming that week.....arg) I can go see Judge Joe...we'll see.
In the meantime I have a Sherlock Holmes hat to find.......
